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Disney & Urination

Last Thursday found me not only going insane but also completing my dissertation (yay!). In the final three days I achieved a grand total of only three hours sleep which found me in a state of panic, sleep deprivation and over caffeination; thanks to a dozen sugar-free redbulls and copious cups of vending-machine coffee. If anyone’s seen the final episode of The Inbetweeners season two they’ll understand the effects of this lifestyle. Anyway, while I’d nipped out for a loo-break Neb helped my word count with a beautiful (though unreferenced) paragraph of work, I imagine only the four of us who were in the room, and suffering from cabin/library-fever, will find it the slightest bit entertaining but at the time it was the funniest thing in the world!

Urination was a key part of the Disney success story, the collected amounts of urine collected from all members of staff during a single year was the equilivant to fifty five five five football melon stadiums. This collection lead to mass profit and established the Disney currency. Times were not always happy for the Urine collectors, the 1974 outbreak of turtle flu directly contaminated supplies for a full fifteen years.

I genuinely considered leaving it in; it seemed to almost fit with my title; “The Disney Company’s Relationship with Control after Walt’s Death”, which is more than the rest of my dissertation did!

A Beautiful Day at Keele

Yesterday was GORGEOUS! The sun was out and an optimistic (and probably deluded) part of me thinks I might have even picked up a very little bit of a tan. I took my camera out with my girlfriend and took a few hundred shots, a few of which are on flickr. Only problem was that I forgot I’d been playing with my ISO settings so some shots were VERY grainy.. *delete*

Click here for the full set.

Wetherspoons to Introduce £0.99 Pint!

It’s officialWetherspoons is going to introduce the 99p pint! Now, before you get too excited; only that price for a pint of a beer called ‘Greene King IPA‘ (not one I have any experience with), they’ll also be cutting the price on a bottle of San Miguel to the same 99p, something I’m sure the girls out there will be happy with; although at those prices you might be expected to bring your own lime wedge!  lol

Greene King IPA

In fact with the newly increased cost of a coffee in Barista from 99p to £1.05 I’m happy to enjoy a beer with my meetings from now on!; “Naked DJ’s on KUBE is a great idea *hickup* we just need Neb to get the new webcam working.. *belch*, have you got a pound? I’ve run out of beer and I have a lecture at 3pm..”

They’re also introducing £2.99 meals which means I now know exactly what I’m doing every weekend once I get back to uni! An evening in the pub for a fiver? I’ll be a happy lad; beats the £15 equivalent in my local and that’s if we’re just talking beer!

Naturally the alcohol charities are doing their usual complaining but I’d argue that for students at least the main priority is beer anyway; with these lower prices some of us might be able to afford vegetables as well as beer now which would be nice!

What Song Means *Keele* to You?

Keele ShieldKeele University on Twitter just posed the question; “what song means Keele to you”

I posited that for me it has to be Saturday Night by Whigfield because Keele students spend all day, every day preparing for the next night in K2 at the Students’ Union (or so it seems?).

And so I ask you, dear readers, what song means ‘Keele’ to you? Please post your ideas in the comments!

If you think you have a particularly good one post it on the facebook discussion board to have it played at Keele Homecoming.